Stretch's columns

The Cold War 08-13-07
SEC West Preview 08-10-07
NBA Finals Preview 06-06-07
Dispatches from the real world II 05-29-07
Dispatches from the real world 05-18-07
Random Movie Review: Church Ball 05-15-07
Western Conference Round 2 Preview 05-07-07
Conspiracy Coefficient: 2007 West Conference Playoff Picture 04-20-07
Random Movie Review: The Prize Fighter 03-26-07
ESPN is greater than the Constitution of the United States of America 03-12-07
Clearing Up That Whole Election Thingy 02-28-07
The Interview: Ronnie Martin (Joy Electric) 02-21-07
The Interview: P. T. Pickens 02-13-07
Teammates 01-30-07
NBA East Check-up 01-24-07
Peccadilloes 01-16-07
Random Movie Review: Road House 2 01-08-07
Benny Hinn: Evangelist 12-06-06

Poopageddon

 11-29-06

The Real Sidd Finch

11-09-06

The Interview: Loretta Nall

 11-01-06

Stretch's Double Feature: The Lock Down Hall of Fame, and a review of I Pity the Fool: Week 1

 10-19-06

Why Alabama Fans are so Obnoxious

 10-13-06

Movie Review: The Departed

 10-10-06

Stretch's NBA West Preview

10-05-06

Stretch's NBA East Preview

09-28-06

Hippogeddon: Deadlier Than Death, Part II

 09-26-06

Hippogeddon: Deadlier Than Death, Part I

 09-21-06

Keeping the Hate Fresh

 09-19-06

QUITE FRANKLY!

09-13-06

Movie Review: Cemetery Man

09-08-06
Dating and the Animal Kingdom 09-01-06

Stretch is the youngest of the Deadly Hippos writers, at 15. Unfortunately, as a giraffe, his expected lifespan is only 25 years in the wild.

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