DJ's columns

Eastern Conference Finals Preview

05-22-07

Eastern Conference Round 2 Preview: Part II

05-07-07

I'm no Chicago-hater... yet

05-03-07

NBA Eastern Conference, Second Round (I)

05-02-07

2007 Playoffs Early Thoughts

04-30-07

Quick Hits after the first playoffs weekend

04-23-07

2007 Playoff Preview: East, First Round

04-20-07

DJ's Sports Musings

04-18-07

Reader Mail Call

04-12-07

Seven Days of Rain

04-09-07

RRR XIV

04-05-07

Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death
Semifinals completed, Final match announced

04-03-07
Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death
Divisional Champions announced (East, Midwest)
03-27-07
Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death Midwest Bracket: First Round Results; Second Round Preview 03-22-07
Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death Eastern Bracket: First Round Results; Second Round Preview 03-20-07

Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death South Division Preview and play-in results

03-19-07

Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death Midwestern Division Preview

03-16-07

Criminal Athletes Tournament of Death Eastern Division Preview

03-15-07

Out with the New, in with the Old

03-07-07

RRR 13

02-20-07

Super Bowl preview

01-29-07

Conference Championship Picks

01-18-07

Quick Playoff Hits and Picks

01-12-07

The Obligatory Iverson Article

12-18-06

A Public Service Announcement: Don’t leave your babies unattended.

12-11-06

RRR XII

11-27-06

Untitled, by DJ

11-13-06

RRR 11

11-03-06

Put Me in, Coach

10-20-06

RRR 10

10-17-06

Football State of Mind

10-06-06

Rants, Raves, and Ruminations (RRR) 9

09-18-06

Rules for your Top 5

08-14-06

Movie Review: You, Me, and Dupree

08-08-06

ESPN Drinking Games

07-18-06

March of the Rednecks

07-06-06

USA v. Italy Game Diary

06-21-06

Getting beat down

06-09-06

The Cannabis Football League

05-22-06

RRR 8

05-15-06

People at work

05-04-06

Lakers v. Suns Game 4 Diary

05-01-06

RRR 7

04-19-06

Charmed? I don't think so...

04-06-06

The Deadly Hippos Animal Steel Cage Tournament
Part VII: Final Four Special

04-04-06

The Deadly Hippos Animal Steel Cage Tournament
Part VI: Elite Eight Special

03-31-06

Pacers v. Sixers Game Diary

03-29-06

Black Guy on the Bus

03-08-06

Club Entities

03-01-06

Deadly Hippos: Soul Survivors

02-15-06

Strange little facts: Finland

01-18-06

RRR 6

01-11-06

8 to 5 DJ vs. European Basketball DJ

01-04-06

CU's Famous and Infamous Athletes - America's Most Wanted

12-15-05

People at work

12-09-05

RRR 5

12-07-05

DH guide to surviving a real Eurotrip

12-01-05

NSC II: The Final Chapter

11-21-05

Alone with the Baron

11-15-05

10 Touchdown dances you will never see... hopefully

11-10-05

Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson. Wow

11-04-05

The Deadly Hippos Staff review Vampire Bats

11-02-05
7 Really Dumb People 10-27-05
Nonsexual crushes explored 10-18-05
Israel in a Nutshell 10-14-05
You are in the Ukraine (for basketball) 10-12-05
Two OG's: Sega v. Nintendo 9-29-05
Tetris Taught Me... 9-15-05
Tommy Lee Goes to College 9-08-05
CU v. CSU: A Tale of Two Cities 9-06-05
Ashy Larry Rules 8-30-05
The Return of Rants, Raves, and Ruminations 8-26-05
UMBROS: Bring 'em Back 8-08-05
Hot TV Housewives 7-26-05
If the Deadly Hippos Were Disney Characters 7-21-05
My Brother's Ass Goiter 7-18-05
Bill Brasky Lives On 6-30-05
DJ's Reader Response 6-22-05
NBA Finals Preview 6-13-05
7 Past Their Prime 6-01-05
Rants, Raves, and Ruminations III 5-25-05
The Slate-Dogg Express 5-20-05
My brother's Mohawk 5-16-05
More Rants, Raves, and Ruminations 5-09-05
Reader Response: Will Anderson 5-06-05
Rants, Raves, and Ruminations 3-23-05
England FAQ and Ramblings 3-17-05
Sibling Rivalry/Q&A 3-04-05
COLIN FARRELL 2-17-05
At the Deli 2-17-05
Musical Group Names 2-04-05
Why do Men Become Masseurs (Massagers)? 2-01-05

DJ is a former Hollywood Child Actor and basketball player for the University of Colorado. During his time in Boulder, DJ avoided all sexual scandals and continued to play basketball wearing wristbands. Since 7th grade he and Clay have argued over who is better at Super Tecmo Bowl; since 7th grade Clay has been better. DJ currently plays basketball in Europe and has uttered the phrase "dodgy fellow" in conversation and is still ashamed.

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