Faceball |
08-15-07 |
A column about Steve Spurrier's
urine. Seriously. |
05-31-07 |
Tailgating at the Iroquois
Steeplechase |
05-24-07 |
Real World Heroes:
Clay interviews Tecmo Bowl legend Christian Okoye
|
05-23-07 |
Blood on his hands: the lowly
athletic trainer |
05-16-07 |
HBO's shameless marketing ploy:
It works on me! |
05-04-07 |
Can Vince Young break the Madden
curse? |
05-01-07 |
Is Larry David
the Jets' last hope? |
04-24-07 |
Life and Death
on the Amazon |
04-19-07 |
Ending the barbarism
in hockey |
04-13-07 |
| Making it Rain
on OSU Fans |
04-10-07 |
| No bracket-busting
makes for a boring tournament |
03-30-07 |
Theater of the
Absurd |
03-02-07 |
DirecTV: sucking
the life force out of the NFL |
03-01-07 |
9 Signs you take signing day
too seriously |
02-22-07 |
How to watch small-time
basketball on TV... for now |
02-19-07 |
Cleavage for Tickets?
|
02-01-07 |
17 Things that
made last Sunday's AFC title game great |
01-26-07 |
Coaches : contracts
:: Celebrities : marriage |
01-23-07 |
Elder Statesmen
Greg Oden and Joseph Addai |
01-22-07 |
Manning v. Brady
matchup: Umm, heard of it? |
01-19-07 |
Clay's Super Sweet
14 (... things to do or avoid in the New Year) |
01-11-07 |
How to solve the
NFL HD problem (without a horse's head) |
01-10-07 |
9 most likely
future Cincinnati Bengals arrests |
12-19-06 |
Vince Young (VY) |
12-08-06 |
Fixin' to have good ole time
on Dixieland Delight Tour |
12-05-06 |
Mike Shula's
Replacement |
11-30-06 |
Book Review:
Little T Learns to Share, by Terrell Owens |
11-28-06 |
Guns don't
screw up atheletes - Athletes screw up athletes |
11-20-06 |
JaMarcus Russell:
inspiring... and frustrating |
11-14-06 |
Football
Attack Ads: Good Idea or Great Idea? |
11-06-06 |
Clay gets Tebow'd |
10-30-06 |
The Conspiracy
Against Colorful TV Broadcasting [insert pun involving "The
Lyons Share"] |
10-24-06 |
Game Diary:
UT v. UA |
10-23-06 |
'Bama Bangs
Get Their Own Column |
10-16-06 |
Official Report:
Clay's Bye Week, and the DDT so far |
10-11-06 |
On the Existence
of a Madden Curse |
10-09-06 |
UT v. Memphis
Game Diary |
10-02-06 |
Pompoms at football
games: why feminine is not the new masculine |
09-27-06 |
12 Recently Rejected
College Football Rules |
09-25-06 |
The Sun Sets on
the Summer of Wes |
09-20-06 |
JP/LF/JG Responds
to my column |
09-14-06 |
Dividing Survivor:
Racial tension or religious war? |
09-05-06 |
31 Rules for Enjoying
Amusement Parks |
08-31-06 |
The Great Soapbox
Derby Debate |
08-29-06 |
Analyzing
the Legality of Fantasy Football |
08-28-06 |
The Last Bastion
of NFL Discrimination |
08-22-06 |
Titans 2006
Preview: "Why My Team is Better Than Yours" |
08-21-06 |
Charity wheelchair
basketball and the NFL preseason |
08-18-06 |
Goodbye to Jefferson
Pilot Sports' SEC telecasts |
08-16-06 |
Wiffle
Ball Response Column |
08-11-06 |
This Summer's Most
Intriguing Sports Figure |
08-09-06 |
I ♥ the
British Open |
08-04-06 |
Unheralded Competitve
Eating Stars |
08-01-06 |
You're with me,
leather |
07-31-06 |
Churchtastic |
07-21-06 |
2006 World
Cup Final Game Diary |
07-13-06 |
How to Play Wiffle
Ball... Correctly |
07-10-06 |
11 Ways to Improve
Soccer |
07-07-06 |
R.I.P. with
MLB |
07-03-06 |
The Most Hated
(Current) Athlete in America |
06-28-06 |
One Maverick Owner |
06-26-06 |
Most uncomfortable
commercial on TV |
06-23-06 |
From Faithful Friend
to Ferocious Foe |
06-19-06 |
National Spelling
Bee Game Diary |
06-15-06 |
Jim Bob Cooter
and Southern pride |
06-12-06 |
The LEG PRESS |
06-04-06 |
Lebron, the Trend
Setter? |
06-01-06 |
Let the games
begin, Rev. Robertson |
05-26-06 |
Pat Robertson's
Magic Protein Shake |
05-23-06 |
The World's
Largest Outdoor... Party |
05-18-06 |
Pick Steve Nash |
05-17-06 |
Matt Leinart's
$12 Million Senior Year |
05-03-06 |
Madeline Albright |
04-28-06 |
Bring on the NFL
Draft |
04-26-06 |
Replacing Paul
Tagliabue: These 10 command 'much respek' -- Booyakasha! |
04-24-06 |
Yo Momma Jokes:
a reprisal |
04-20-06 |
Noah floats my boat
with kiss to cheerleaders |
04-17-06 |
The Secret Life
of Basketball Managers |
04-13-06 |
Seeing is believing
at awesome Augusta |
04-11-06 |
The Jeopardy!
challenge |
04-05-06 |
George Mason |
03-30-06 |
The Shocker(s) |
03-24-06 |
Barry Bonds and
Tony Soprano |
03-23-06 |
The Sports Grief
Scale |
03-22-06 |
The NCAA
Tournament, by the Numbers |
03-20-06 |
Game Diary: UT
v. Winthrop |
03-17-06 |
Breaking down
the NCAA Tournament |
03-14-06 |
Things to do in
Cincy when your team is dead |
03-13-06 |
Oscars Game Diary |
03-08-06 |
I cried during
Reese Witherspoon's Oscar Acceptance speech |
03-07-06 |
The Cohen Supremacy |
03-06-06 |
UT-Florida Game
Diary |
02-23-06 |
The Winter
Olympics are like a luge ride to Hell |
02-22-06 |
Bring back Georgetown
v. GW, Part II |
02-17-06 |
Bring back Georgetown
v. GW, Part I |
02-16-06 |
Bruce Pearl
should be coach of the year |
02-14-06 |
Game Diary: UT
v. Kentucky |
02-08-06 |
SUPER BOWL
XL Game Diary |
02-07-06 |
50 annoying Super
Bowl party guests |
02-03-06 |
Deep Sea Fishing |
01-31-06 |
AFC Championship
Game Diary |
01-26-06 |
Peyton Manning's
Quest for Street Cred |
01-23-06 |
Under Armour's
Quiet Takeover |
01-20-06 |
Marcus Vick meets
other younger brother failures |
01-19-06 |
Canon
no. 12: Don't lose to Vandy |
01-16-06 |
USC-Texas;
Sandra Day O'Connor sides with Texas in a 5-4 majority |
01-09-06 |
I think
I would date Matt Leinart |
01-05-06 |
Science Projects |
01-03-06 |
My muscle: the
trusty triceps |
12-28-05 |
Bars with the
name Station in them: A scientific analysis |
12-20-05 |
Reader Response
Returns (not to be confused with RRR) |
12-16-05 |
The Gauntlet
II |
12-13-05 |
Ending my nonsexual
crush on Nick Lachey |
12-12-05 |
Fathers, sons,
and sports teams |
12-08-05 |
Trading Places:
George W. Bush and Mack Brown |
12-05-05 |
Going to my
wife's ten-year reunion |
12-02-05 |
Texas, TAMU game
diary |
11-30-05 |
A driving
game diary |
11-22-05 |
A Tale of
the Tape: Are Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba
actually two different people? |
11-18-05 |
Straight from
Albuquerque: a Triple Game Diary |
11-16-05 |
Game Diary:
UT v. Notre Dame |
11-09-05 |
UT v. South Carolina
game diary |
11-03-05 |
The Deadly
Hippos Staff review Vampire Bats |
11-02-05 |
The Big 10
v. the SEC: Can't we all just get along |
11-01-05 |
Game Diary: Tennessee
v. Alabama |
10-24-05 |
When Coaches
Cry |
10-21-05 |
Triple game
diary: USC-Notre Dame, Florida-LSU, Penn State-Michigan |
10-17-05 |
UT v. Georgia:
The birth of nude jockstraps |
10-11-05 |
College
football reader questions; Clay gets Lost |
10-07-05 |
March of the
Penguins (I wish the penguins just froze to death) |
10-05-05 |
UT v. Ole
Miss: Rick Clausen is "the blackest white dude" |
10-03-05 |
Vandy
v. Richmond: Jay Cutler for Heisman (seriously) |
9-30-05 |
UT v. LSU: Wow. |
9-27-05 |
Is R. Kelly
the funniest man alive or the craziest man alive? |
9-26-05 |
Tennessee
v. Florida 2005 part two which was
nasty and brutish but not short |
9-23-05 |
| Tennessee v. Florida
2005 (Clay's first ever viewer guide) part one |
9-22-05 |
The DH Interview
with Phillip Bouchard,
Creator of Oregon Trail |
9-20-05 |
Football at
the Apollo:
Musings on college football week two |
9-19-05 |
Why does LSU
coach Les Miles look so goofy in a baseball cap?
College Football Week One |
9-12-05 |
Georgia Tech
wide receiver Calvin Johnson has the hottest mom
in the history of college football |
9-07-05 |
College Football
Arrives |
9-01-05 |
An Open Letter
to the Producers of MTV's My Super Sweet 16 |
8-29-05 |
Racist dogs
(and a cure for racism) |
8-24-05 |
| How to end the war
in Iraq in three steps |
8-22-05 |
| My Athletic
Death |
8-09-05 |
| National
Treasure: A Movie So Bad We Forgot Clay Reviewed It |
8-05-05 |
| Stealth: The
Worst 140 Million Spent in the History of the World |
8-03-05 |
| Napoleon Dynamite
meets the Tennessee Bar Exam |
8-01-05 |
| Entourage:
Just Watch it |
7-27-05 |
| Senator Clinton
declares war on Grand Theft Auto |
7-20-05 |
| Old Dude |
7-14-05 |
| Ode To Party
Cups |
7-12-05 |
| Life on the Fifth
Grade Oregon Trail |
7-07-05 |
| The 'Rights' To
the Jennifer Wilbanks Story |
7-05-05 |
| Mr. and
Mrs. Smith, or The Matrix for Married People |
6-28-05 |
| Doubly Offended by
the Detroit Zoo |
6-24-05 |
| Big Shot Bob |
6-20-05 |
| Clear Heels:
an Investigation |
6-15-05 |
| Choosing a Bachelor
Party Location |
6-9-05 |
| When
Hot White Women Go Missing |
6-8-05 |
| Weddings: a Chronicle
(Part III) |
6-2-05 |
| Drunken Dialing
Duel |
5-31-05 |
| An Email from a
Huge Fan of the Site |
5-27-05 |
| Weddings: a Chronicle
(Part II) |
5-17-05 |
| Weddings: a Chronicle
(Part I) |
5-10-05 |
| Reader Response,
May 5 |
5-5-05 |
| My Pink Shirt |
4-27-05 |
| NCAA tourney in
the Caribbean along with Shaw and Karch "Kirally" |
3-24-05 |
| Spring Break: SHARK
ATTACK! |
3-22-05 |
| A-10 tourney...We
Are the Champions |
3-15-05 |
| A-10 tourney...Finals
Day Arrives |
3-15-05 |
| A-10 tourney...Why
I now love Joe Lunardi |
3-14-05 |
| A-10 tourney...Why
at first I didn't love Joe Lunardi |
3-12-05 |
| A-10 Tourney... Meet
the Zooperstars |
3-11-05 |
| Prelude to the A-10
Tournament |
3-10-05 |
| The Contender
and Jonathan Reid |
3-05-05 |
| Allergies |
3-02-05 |
| The Jiggleable
Hour |
2-25-05 |
| My Super Sweet
Sixteen on MTV |
2-21-05 |
| Kid Rock and Samari
Rolle arrested in Nashville |
2-15-05 |
| Clay in the top
25 |
2-15-05 |
| Salsa |
2-11-05 |
| The "I'd Hit
It" campaign |
2-8-05 |
| The Super Bowl |
2-3-05 |
| Parentheticals in
Song Titles |
1-29-05 |
| Shirtless Men at
Sporting Events |
1-26-05 |
| Wheel of Fortune |
1-23-05 |
| What if Karl
Malone Just isn't Funny? |
1-20-05 |
