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Go to college again... with Webshots
9/2/05
by Every Guy in America

Did your college years sound like this?

"... well then the party ended and these two girls asked me if I I wanted to go to another party with them and of course I said yes. We went back to their place and it was like there had been some kind of explosion. There were wasted half naked girls hanging all over all the furniture, just going wild. I think I was the only clothed person, and for that matter, the only guy, there. Some of them had cameras and started taking pictures of each other flashing everyone, kissing each other, posing with me grabbing their breasts, and just laughing. Then they put all the pictures of it on the Internet..."

"... so my girls and I lost the first two games and then the guys were like, let's play Strip Beer Pong! So we were like, okay, sure and we played for a little while. Frank and Mike lost their shorts and shirts after we got two in a row, but then all of the sudden they started hitting shot after shot. Tina and I ended up completely naked and had to run around the block once after they won the final game. I think Joanna had a camera, and she put all the pictures of the night on the Internet..."

"... about an hour after we got to the frat party they started the wet t-shirt contest. I didn't think it was going to be anything special, but then all of the girls from the sorority house next door dared each other to do it, and got on stage. About 5 minutes later, there were 6 unbelievably hot girls on stage soaking wet and naked from the waist up. The real winner of this wet t-shirt contest was, as usual, the audience. I took about 20 pictures and they're on the Internet."

"... My fraternity had this lingerie party mixer with the Kappas. These girls took it seriously. I couldn't stand up the whole time."

Well, neither did ours. But thanks to our good friend, Webshots, you can live all those experiences as if you were there the whole time. And it's all (mostly) real. I discovered this website by accident last year when it came up on a Google search for something completely different. What would you do if you were looking up how to spell Zoobaz (as in the pants) and came up with this:

Needless to say I still don't know how to spell Zoobaz.

I immediately gathered a few guy friends around and showed them, and one hour later we realized that we all definitely went to the wrong schools. I have never played any stripping game (strip poker, strip beer pong, strip flip cup, strip Twister, strip Jenga, you name it), but if Webshots is any judge, I am in the clear minority of picture-takers. These things all occur in abundance at Webshots University.

You might think that this is kind of an inappropriate use of such an innocuous website. The front page of Webshots would have you believe the site exists just for use as an archive of family vacation pictures. But it is clear that this is not really the case. There is a page of most popular pictures, which tracks the number of times each album is viewed. One look at this site shows you that there is no question what this site is used for.

How to Use Webshots:

Your first natural instinct when using webshots is to start searching for pictures based on what you actually hope you find: girls stripping, strip poker, and wet t shirt contests. This is occasionally very fruitful, and usually comes up with a few results after about 5 minutes of scrolling through crappy pictures. But after all the work involved in finding pictures of these things the thought starts to resonate: someone else is doing the same thing right now... why isn't anyone keeping track of all the links of ridiculously hot girls on this site? College Humor does a reasonably good job of this, but usually all of the pictures they link to are taken down by the end of the day by Webshots content monitors. But this is not nearly complete enough, nor does it lend itself to fast updating and interactive posting. But have no fear. After a good search (okay another accidental find) the staff of DeadlyHippos.com is proud to introduce to you the Webshots picture forum. This site is now in all of our bookmarks, and I know it will be in yours too.

Happy hunting.

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